INSUFFERABLE CANADIAN

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ranma-official:

garmbreak1:

ranma-official:

Just sort of randomly considering that “when you go online, random pedophiles will randomly contact you and try to get you to have sex with them. you should probably be aware” was just a fact of life our entire generation knew, growing up

multiple pedophiles attempted to groom me when I was younger so

shrug emoji

I’m not saying it didn’t happen: just the opposite, when I first encountered a pedophile on a DC++ hub trying to groom me online I was like “ah, like the simulations”

I was agreeing with you in a way that probably wasn’t clear

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shieldfoss:

I’m reading some Charles Stross, a british writer channeling Lovecraft through James Bond and the horror of the cold war.

And of course, any good horror writer awakens in the reader questions that were perhaps better left unanswered - and, indeed, unasked.

But I’m in too deep and I have to know: Is “yummy mummy” just british slang for MILF?

1. Laundry series?

2. Yes.

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aber-flyingtiger:

morrinth:

askatotalstranger:

Why do rapists get a “fair trial”

when victims of rape didn’t have their attack decided by a group after a long fair trial.

you understand this led to thousands of black men being falsely locked up if not lynched, yes?

Because the point of a trial is to be impartial until the suspect is either exonerated or proven guilty. Victims of murder also don’t get their death decided by a jury but thats an equally poor argument to make. 

(via bpd-anon)

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sortyourlifeoutmate asked: "Committee for public safety" remains my all-time favourite euphemistic committee name.

argumate:

garmbreak1:

argumate:

tanadrin:

argumate:

qsy-complains-a-lot:

Nobody can hurt you if you’ve been executed by the state.

the fact that the Defence Minister used to be called the Minister for War is always amusing to me.

Take it further in the dysphemic direction. People would be a lot more skeptical of appropriations on behalf of the Organized Large Scale Murder Department.

Logistics Division, delivering small pieces of metal extremely quickly to people who don’t want them.

what, like AOL floppies?

yes, if they were made from depleted uranium and shot into your house from an AC-130 circling overhead

ah, so the CDs, then.